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My 12 year old son tried coffee for the first time today.

"It tastes like dirt!" he said.

I told him it was just ground this morning.

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There's a Labrador by my front door shouting 'Buy!' and 'Sell!' into a mobile phone...

I'm sick of dogs doing their business outside my house.

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What is a Pessimist?

The real world dictionary defines a 'pessimist' as an optimist with no experience.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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