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A man makes a phone call to an export office in a port of France, and asks whether they can ship a 20’ container with live geese properly stored in their appropriate places.
Oui monsieur; what is the destination port for this load?
I’m sending them to the zoo in Brazil.
Wouldn’t you be better off calling the export office in Portugal?
Why is that sir? If you’re sending them to Brazil to avoid bureaucracy, then you should contact the Portuguese; of course!

Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!

Did you hear about the elephant who was always left out of things and thus felt irrelephant?

I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!