Latest Jokes

Why should you do what a police dog with pups wants you to do?
Because you should obey the "litter of the law".

Q. What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
A. You picket!

A man walks into a piano store and says, "I would like to buy a hairy piano." Perplexed, the sales clerk asked, "Why do you want a hairy piano?!" Nonchalantly, the customer responded, "Well, the last piano store only had Baldwins."

Q. What game encourages drinking and driving?
A. Golf