Latest Jokes

A woman is a complicated creature. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

A crook rented an apartment over a police station.
He feels he is "above the law, now!”

Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it’s time to revert to childhood, he’s already there.

A man walks into a piano store and says, "I would like to buy a hairy piano." Perplexed, the sales clerk asked, "Why do you want a hairy piano?!" Nonchalantly, the customer responded, "Well, the last piano store only had Baldwins."