Latest Jokes

0 votes

Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!

0 votes

posted by "Anonymous" |
0 votes

Watson came excitedly to Sherlock Holmes place and told him his dog had swallowed his ring. Sherlock told Watson "Don't worry. He will pass it eventually". Watson replies "Thank you very much, Sherlock". Sherlock says to Watson."It's alimentary, my dear Watson"

0 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Freddie Pitz" |
0 votes

A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was.
Business or pleasure, he asks?
Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer!
Why?
Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral!
My condolences, says the officer!
It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through!
Not really, this is my pleasure! I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a Will for me!

0 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "John Teixeira" |
1 votes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?

1 votes

posted by "Vince McDonall" |