Latest Jokes

Did you hear about the golfer trying to buy a new golf club? He looked at club after club after club. His friend asked him "Why are you taking so long?" He replied "I am looking for a hole in one!"

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet.

What do you call a group of musical pigs?
An oinkestra!

Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!