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John: Hey! Want to go watch a movie in 3D?!
Tim: Sorry! I can't watch movies in 3D! It MHz.

A man was checking his itemized lawyers bill. One item read:-
Spotted you across the street. Crossed over to discuss a legal point in your case. When I got there it was not you after all. 20 dollars

One math book says to the other, "you think you got problems, you're just algebra, I'm advanced calculus."

A man was checking his itemised lawyers bill. One item read:-
Spotted you across the street. Crossed over to discuss a legal point in your case. When I got there it was not you after all. 20 dollars