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Did you hear about all the magicians in the country starting their own union? Just say 'work' and they disappear!

Today, in the UK, the average man has 1.7 children.

I was told this fact by my 0.3 brother.

John: Hey! Want to go watch a movie in 3D?!
Tim: Sorry! I can't watch movies in 3D! It MHz.

A man was checking his itemized lawyers bill. One item read:-
Spotted you across the street. Crossed over to discuss a legal point in your case. When I got there it was not you after all. 20 dollars