Latest Jokes

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Who, Who
I didn't know you have an owl

A woman asking people questions for her company's survey walked up to a man and asked if he would be willing to participate. He said, “Sure”. She asked him to name something expensive that he wished he had never bought. The man answered, “My wedding ring.”

How do you stop an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
"Tie a knot in his tail".

Q: Why did the T-rex go to the doctor?
A: Because he had a Dino-sore!