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A magician was facing an unruly crowd as his tricks failed to impress them. To cheer them up, the magician said: 'could any one please give me an egg. For I shall show you a marvelous trick'
One at the last row shouted: 'If we had an egg with us, it would have reached you long before'

An Idiot was once asked," Where is the center of the earth?" to which he instantly replied," Right here!"
But why he was asked. The idiot replied, "You don't believe it? Then disprove it!"

Q. If a peacock lays 123 eggs a day how many eggs will there be in 456 days?


A. Peacocks don't lay eggs peahens do

I'm so old that when I joined the AAA, it was a single A !