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A man visited the doctor.
" Doctor, I have terrible flatulence, I have it all the time.
"Please undress so I can examine you, " said the doctor picking up a long pole with a brass hook on the end.
"My goodness doctor what are you going to do with that!" yelled the man.
The doctor smiled and said: I’m just going to open the window up there.

I really like selling on E-Bay. Last month I sold my Homing Pigeons eight times!

Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was quite tense.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A: The tromBONE