Latest Jokes

I really like selling on E-Bay. Last month I sold my Homing Pigeons eight times!

Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was quite tense.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A: The tromBONE

Dogs may not be able to use the Internet but they do have pee-mail.
When they go outside they always want to check their messages and leave a status update.