Latest Jokes

Conversations with Inanimate Objects:

"You never did love me! You only want me for my money!" - Your ATM Card
"I can see right through you!" - X-ray machine

Conversation in the kitchen:

Refrigerator: (to microwave) "You're hot!"

Microwave: "I know. And you're not!"
Vacuum cleaner: "Geez, that's cold! Brr.."
Refrigerator: (to vacuum cleaner) "Shut up, you suck! Go and eat my dust!"

Did you hear about all the magicians in the country starting their own union? Just say 'work' and they disappear!

Today, in the UK, the average man has 1.7 children.

I was told this fact by my 0.3 brother.

John: Hey! Want to go watch a movie in 3D?!
Tim: Sorry! I can't watch movies in 3D! It MHz.