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A man was checking his itemized lawyers bill. One item read:-
Spotted you across the street. Crossed over to discuss a legal point in your case. When I got there it was not you after all. 20 dollars

One math book says to the other, "you think you got problems, you're just algebra, I'm advanced calculus."

A man was checking his itemised lawyers bill. One item read:-
Spotted you across the street. Crossed over to discuss a legal point in your case. When I got there it was not you after all. 20 dollars

Am I a polar bear?
One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son
polar bear were sitting in the snow. The son polar bear turned
to his father and asked, "Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"
The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son, you're 100%
polar bear." Why do you ask? I’m Freezing!! replied the his son