I often wonder...
How things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns?
I saw a contractor's truck that offered free quotes.
So I asked for one.
He said, "To be or not to be, that is the question."
Two women were drinking coffee and talking.
One asked, "So why are you filing for divorce?"
The second one replied, "He treats me like a dog."
The first one asked, "Oh? Does he beat you or something?"
The other said, "Worse. He expects me to be loyal to him!"
What's the difference between where you drive and where you park?
A lot!