Latest Jokes

I made a playlist for hiking. it has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

Despicable Me came out with a movie and they made multi minions on the first day!

Walking through the company breakroom one afternoon, I was impressed to see two new employees, recent high school graduates, reading the newspaper.

As I walked by their table, I heard one say, "It says here that Bruce Springsteen is travelling incognito. I wonder where that is?"

The other replied, "I think it's in Mexico."

If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?

In Google Docs.