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What is a foot fetishist’s favorite snack?

Free-toes

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posted by "aod318" |
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A guy runs into a bar and just starts jogging in circles around the interior with his eyes shut.

"Holy crap! That's Bob, and I think he's sleep walking. Heck, he's sleep running!" the waitress exclaims to the bartender.

"He sure is fast asleep," the bartender replied.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts...

I believe he was a stalker.

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posted by "Grampy" |
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If I eat healthy today, then I can have one piece of candy as a reward.

If I eat unhealthy, I can have the whole bag.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |