Latest Jokes

A young man was trying to park his car between two others. He put it in reverse and bang, right into the car behind him.

He then went forward and bang, right into the car in front.

A young woman watching the maneuver couldn’t contain herself. “Do you always park by ear?” she asked.

“Please keep your dog beside you, sir,” a woman said crossly to the man sitting opposite to her on the bench at the park. “I can feel a flea in my shoe.”

“Midnight, come here,” replied the man.

“This woman has fleas.”

While drinking at the river, a young bear admires its reflection and growls, “I am the king of beasts!” Along comes a lion and roars, “What was that I just heard?” “Oh, dear,” says the bear, “you say strange things when you’ve had too much to drink.”

Discussing the environment with his friend, John asked, “Which of our natural resources do you think will become exhausted first?”

“The taxpayer,” replied his friend.