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The economy is so bad that:Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

The economy is so bad that:CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Women are the quickest to learn the three R’s. This is R’s, that’s R’s, everything’s R’s.

The man applied for a job with a chain food store. “What is your experience with groceries?” asked the interviewer. “Well,” said the applicant. “I’m eating them all the time.”