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My wife enjoys sports and anything else that calls for an argument.

I stand behind every car I sell said the previously owned sales rep.
I help push it!

One horse can carry more money on its nose than the stage coach carried in all its history.

At a bar Tom said to Bill; “Uncle tried to make a new kind of car. He took wheels from a Cadillac, radiator from a Lexus, tires from a Ford”
“What did he get? Asked Bill
“Two years.” Said Tom