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A skeleton once wanted to go to a party but then he realised he had NO-BODY to go with.

Officer to driver going the wrong way up a one way street. "And where do you think you are going?"

Driver: "I'm not sure, but I must be late as everyone else is already coming back."

Now that we are into renaming things like Mount Diablo, President Obama wants to rename the San Andreas Fault. His suggestion, Bush's Fault.

One who runs in front of the car gets tired. One who runs behind gets exhausted.