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Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marta" |
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A man shows up for his doctor's appointment with a piece of celery in each ear and a carrot in each of his nostrils. He says to the doctor, "Doc, I'm not feeling well." Whereupon the doctor replied," Perhaps you're not eating right."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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Political Correctness as most of us realize is the biggest joke of the century.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at him suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. "What’ll be, boys?"
The first vampire says "Blood. Give me blood."
The second vampire says "I too wish for blood!"
The third vampire says "Give me plasma."
The Bartender smiles and says "Got it. Two bloods, and a blood-light."

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posted by "Anonymous" |