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They say that married men live longest. It's ironic, since they're the ones most willing to die.

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posted by "Steven Kousen" |
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A man gets pulled over by the police for speeding. The cop walks up to the car and says to the driver, “Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles an hour?" The driver says, "Officer, there is no way I could have been going 60 miles an hour!" The cop says, “Really! Why is that? The driver replies," I could not have been going 60 miles an hour because I've only been out driving for 25 minutes."

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posted by "Caveman Etris1002" |
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold out here!

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posted by "hamz" |
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A drunk was walking down the sidewalk with a limp. A man coming in the opposite direction notice that he only had one shoe on. The man said to the drunk, "hey buddy, what's the matter, lose a shoe"? The drunk replied, "Nah, found one".

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posted by "Russ Kindred" |