Latest Jokes

How did the violin greet the guitar?
Cello!!

How did the violin greet the guitar?
Cello!!

A policeman parked his police van in from of the station, while gathering his equipment, his K-9 partner Tops was barking, and he saw a little boy staring in at him “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” the policeman replied. Puzzle, the boy looked at him and towards the back of the van.
Finally he asked; “What did he do?”

Little Johnny “why is your homework in your Dads writing?” the teacher asks.
“I used his pen,” he replied.