Latest Jokes

Q: Why was the computer so cold?
A: Because it forgot to shut its window

Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed several entries stating the problem was PICNIC. I asked one of the technicians what PICNIC meant. He laughed as he told me it meant "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer"

Q: How do you get a Democrat to pay taxes?
A: Give them "Change" and "Hope"

Q: How do you get a Democrat to pay taxes?
A: Give them "Change" and "Hope"