Q: What do you call an intelligent, attractive, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Q: What does a stamp say to an envelope?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places.
At a Catholic school, there was a "meet the teacher" open house for the 2nd graders. After the meeting, a Nun announced that there would be a small reception afterwards in the cafeteria. All the children and parents filed in, and saw on a table a plate of apples, a plate of cookies, and some water bottles and juice. As the children went through the line, one boy saw that there was a sign on the plate of apples that said, "Take only one. God is watching." So, the boy took an apple and moved on to the cookies. He helped himself, and then took a small piece of paper, and wrote: "Take all you want”. God is watching the apples."
What did 2 say to 3 about the unruly 6?
Don't worry about him; he is just a product of our times.