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How do you clear an Iraqi Bingo parlor?
Yell “B52”

When visiting South Africa, Daniel the Englishman asked a South African the question:
"Why is it that some South Africans say 'Ja' (pronounced as "ya") while others say 'Yes' if they have the same meanings?"
"Clever people say 'Yes' while stupid people say 'Ja'," was his reply.
"So, are you clever?" asked Daniel.
"Ja," replied the South African.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but you've got to get them in there first.

How do you clear an Iraqi Bingo parlor?
Yell “B52”