Did you hear about the man who divorced his wife for using four letter words??? Find Work!!!!!
A dog was chasing a neighboring cat around the block. The dog soon had the cat flattened. What did the cat say...?
Me-Owww!!!
Q: What does every woman call an intelligent, attractive, caring, loving and sensitive man?
A: A dream.
Banta's son: Dad there is some one at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.