Latest Jokes

The teacher asks: Now, Susan, how may fingers have you?
Susan: Ten.
Teacher: Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have?
Susan: No more piano lessons.

The teacher asked the class to define “Pedestrian”
Tom raises his hand and says: “A person who can be easily reach by car.”

Bob tells Fred: My wife drives me to drink.
Fred comments: You’re lucky. I have to walk.

“Is your new horse well-behaved Charles?”
“Oh, yes Phil. When we come to a fence, he stops and lets me go over first.”