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Three lunatics are attempting to escape from a mental hospital. The first one passes the guard, makes the sound of a cat, and continues.

The second one does exactly the same, meowing like a cat, and gets out, too.

The third then passes near the guard and yells, “I’m a cat too!”

There are more important things than money, but they won’t date you if you don’t have any

A man who says he’ll go through anything for a woman usually has her bank account in mind.

Many a young man is looking for an older woman with a strong will – made out to him