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During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb. When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him and asked, "Does your dog have a license?"

"No," the man said, "he doesn't need one."

"Yes he does," answered the officer.

"But," said the driver, "I always do all the driving."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Have you heard about the lawyer’s word processor?

No matter what font you select, everything comes in fine print.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, “Sorry, no time.”

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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The swordfish has few predators in the wild.

Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |