I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.
The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."
I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight.
I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions.
Right now I'm off to grow some facial hair...
Must dash!