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Why don't blind people skydive?

Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

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posted by "FunkyTechnic" |
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Where do poor meatballs live?

In the spaghetto.

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An airplane encountered some turbulence, it started juddering and rocking noticeably from side to side. The flight crew wheeled out the drinks cart to keep the passengers calm.

The attendant asked a business man, “Would you like a drink?"

“Why not,” he replied unkindly. “I’ll have whatever the pilot’s been having."

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posted by "ltsai" |
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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posted by "virgogal" |