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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

"I think my friend is dead!" he yells. "What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Okay, now what?"

6 votes

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posted by "virgogal" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

Waitress: 'Do u have any questions about the menu?' Me: 'What kind of font is this?'

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posted by "virgogal" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.

The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.

The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.

The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

6 votes

posted by "Leogal" |
2 votes

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

2 votes

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posted by "Leogal" |