Little Johnny: Dad, Is it true? I heard that in some countries where arranged marriage is a custom, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries!
Father: Son, that happens everywhere, after marriage you find out everything!
I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards".
I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
Patient comes to the doctor.
Doctor: So, what concerns you?
Patient: Dr, everyone ignores me!
Doctor: Next!
Lol!!
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?