Latest Jokes

* Put the past behind you, unless you're a time traveler.

* Remember that only James Bond lives twice. You only live once.

* Time makes fools of us all. However, you can't make a fool of time.

* You sometimes get what you want. You can't always get what you need.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high... She seemed surprised.

If 7-11 is open 24/7 why do they have a lock on the door?

What happens when you fart in church?

You have to sit in your own pew.