A guy goes to the Doctor and says I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bum !
The Doctor says "How's That"
The guy says don't you start !
A horse goes into a bar and the barman says how can I help, the horse says a bottle of beer please and the barman says "why the long face" ? ;-)
We have a perfect marriage, I always have the last word...
It's always, "Yes Dear."
There are 10 kinds of people:
1. Those who understand binary.
10. Those who don't understand this joke.