A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses legs and rump, and chest..
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I am buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?
At White Castle
Question: Do you know why famous entertainment stars do not worry about summer heat?
Answer: because they have fans everywhere.