Latest Jokes

MAN: I Have Facebook, BBM, KIK, Imo, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype, Snapchat, Instagram and G-Talk
FRIEND: Buddy, do you have a life?
AKPOS: OMG! No I don't! Send me the link to download it.

An Atheist, a vegan and a CrossFitter walk into a bar. How do you know?

They'll tell you.

What did the math teacher say to Dracula after he failed the math test?

"Can't you Count Dracula?"

Me: "May I go to the restroom."

Teacher: "What for?"

Me: "To Open The Chamber Of Secrets, What the hell do you think?