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Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.

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posted by "wildcats3333" |
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Q: How do you get a one armed Scotsman out of a tree?

A: You wave at him

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posted by "Beethoven'sWife" |
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A man is being paneled for jury...
Attorney: Sir, do you drive?
Man: Yes
Attorney: And does your wife drive as well?
Man: NO...NOT as well.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "NeilMS" |
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Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Paul who!
Paul light, and gentle, I knock, knock! Open up and snuggle!
I Never break in!

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posted by "João Lucas" |