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My wife and I were happy for 25 years, ..... and then we met.

For gods sake! You'd think it would be safe leaving your car unlocked at a church parking lot on a Sunday! Apparently NOT.
Anyway, I got 4 iPhones and 6 Tablets.

Flights with Aer Lingus to USA from Dublin for £50.
Use of the toilet £300.

Ain't it funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car.