Latest Jokes

Ain't it funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind your car.

Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Because they'd look silly with 6 inches.

A man walks into a bar with a Newt on his shoulder.
Barman: What's that ?
Man: It's a Newt.
Barman: What do you call him ?
Man: Tiny.
Barman: Why
Man: Because he's my newt.