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The Professor was teaching his students, and asked them "What's the difference between complete and finished"?
The students all look amazed, with no answers
Well says the Professor "if you marry the right person, your life is complete"
However if you marry the wrong person, you life is finished
BUT if you sleep with the wrong person and the right person finds out?
You are completely finished!

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

Yo Momma so ugly, the government moved "Day of the Dead" to her birthday.