Latest Jokes

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high... She seemed surprised.

If 7-11 is open 24/7 why do they have a lock on the door?

What happens when you fart in church?

You have to sit in your own pew.

So the Judge asks the Policeman........
So officer what do you think about the man that was shot using a starting pistol ?
The Policeman said "I think it was Race related your honour" ;-)