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Favorite this joke Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Paul!
Paul who!
Paul light, and gentle, I knock, knock! Open up and snuggle!
I Never break in!
Me: "Do you know the difference between a bag of oranges and an elephant?"
You: "No."
Me: "Well, I am not sending you to the store for a bag of oranges then."
It doesn't matter what color the cup is, just DO NOT give it to the "two girls"
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says - "What the hell was that all about?"
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