It doesn't matter what color the cup is, just DO NOT give it to the "two girls"
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says - "What the hell was that all about?"
Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one looks at the other and says - Does this taste funny to you?
What do you call a cheeky big foot?
A Sassy-squatch
*bu dum tss*