A guy and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed.
Mom says "This is horrible, what should we do?"
Dad goes, "Well we can't spank him!"
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmill. It couldn't keep up.
According to Chewbacca The Force Awakens coming soon to a Disney Theme Park near you.