Latest Jokes

A busy mother and her two small children, Jack and Sally, were on a train ride to the city.

Halfway through the trip, Jack asked his mother, “What was the name of the last station where this train stopped?”

The mother replied, “I don’t remember. “Why?”

“Well,” little Jack answered, “because that’s where Sally got off.”

After being punished for losing his temper, a little boy ventured to ask his mother, “Please explain to me the difference between my foul tempered and your worn nerves.”

A couple arrived at the boarding gate just in time to see their plane taking off. The husband was angry to have missed the plane. “If you weren’t so slow in getting ready,” he complained to his wife, “we wouldn’t have missed the plane.” “And if you wouldn’t have rushed me, we wouldn’t have so long to wait until the next flight,” she replied.

A man was on the very top diving board of a swimming pool. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, “Don’t dive. There’s no water in that pool.” “That’s all right,” said the man. “I can’t swim.”