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Mcclearin

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Member Since : Oct, 2015
# of jokes posted : 6
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 12.00
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How do you stop an elephant from going on vacation?

You take his trunk away.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Mcclearin" |
$12.00 won 6 votes
 

An old lady offers a bus driver some peanuts. So the driver happily eats them. Every 5 minutes she hands him another handful of peanuts.

Driver: "Why don't you eat them yourself?"

Old Lady: "I can't chew look I have no teeth."

Driver: "Then why do you buy them?"

Old lady: "I just love the chocolates around them."

6 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mcclearin" |
1 votes

What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate in his hair?

A chocolate chip wookie.

1 votes

posted by "Mcclearin" |
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Why did Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, and 3 come after Episodes 4, 5, and 6?

In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

2 votes

posted by "Mcclearin" |