Favorite this joke How do you stop an elephant from going on vacation?
You take his trunk away.
An old lady offers a bus driver some peanuts. So the driver happily eats them. Every 5 minutes she hands him another handful of peanuts.
Driver: "Why don't you eat them yourself?"
Old Lady: "I can't chew look I have no teeth."
Driver: "Then why do you buy them?"
Old lady: "I just love the chocolates around them."
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate in his hair?
A chocolate chip wookie.
Why did Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, and 3 come after Episodes 4, 5, and 6?
In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.
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