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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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Your momma so fat she ate a whole Buffalo......Wild Wings!

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