Latest Jokes

If 7-11 is open 24/7 why do they have a lock on the door?

What happens when you fart in church?

You have to sit in your own pew.

So the Judge asks the Policeman........
So officer what do you think about the man that was shot using a starting pistol ?
The Policeman said "I think it was Race related your honour" ;-)

2 Irish Divers investigating the Sunken Titanic.................
Were really surprised to see the swimming pool was still full ;-)