A horse goes into a bar and the barman says how can I help, the horse says a bottle of beer please and the barman says "why the long face" ? ;-)
We have a perfect marriage, I always have the last word...
It's always, "Yes Dear."
There are 10 kinds of people:
1. Those who understand binary.
10. Those who don't understand this joke.
One Sardar's (Joker) wife told to her husband (Sardar) that she want to live her life with 'wealth & Pride'! Sardar shoots her, telling that 'you are my wife and want to live with Wealth & Pride