Latest Jokes

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

Yo Momma so ugly, the government moved "Day of the Dead" to her birthday.

Why did Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, and 3 come after Episodes 4, 5, and 6?

In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.