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Yo Momma so ugly, the government moved "Day of the Dead" to her birthday.

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posted by "Rat" |
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Why did Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, and 3 come after Episodes 4, 5, and 6?

In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

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posted by "Mcclearin" |
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* Put the past behind you, unless you're a time traveler.

* Remember that only James Bond lives twice. You only live once.

* Time makes fools of us all. However, you can't make a fool of time.

* You sometimes get what you want. You can't always get what you need.

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posted by "Alan" |
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high... She seemed surprised.

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posted by "Don Dante" |