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Favorite this joke I went to a speciality shop to buy a bra for my wife
The clerk said he needed to know something about her before making a suggestion for instance: We have a Presbyterian bra that is firm and supportive. We have the Salvation Army bra that is warm and uplifting.
The clerk asked me do you understand? I said yes she is Jewish, small busted and always finding fault with me.
You need the Jewish bra. It makes mountains out of mole hills
I got robbed at the gas station today. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it.
I said, "Yes, pump number six."
Love is like peeing yourself – everyone can see but only you feel the warmth.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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